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Dispatches from Carnarvon

Carnarvon I love Carnarvon.  This is the first town we’ve been so far that I’ve thought:  “I could live here.”  I remember the last time I passed through loving the light here.  The bougainvillias are amazing, and there’s “plantations” all around.  They have a great weekend growers market.   My only concern is the completely unexpected freezing nights!  Hot water bottles all round!  We stayed four nights as I had a head cold…. or swine flu.  Hard to tell these days…. I am concerned that I am leaving outbreaks in my wake.

We leave tomorrow morning for some more of our infamous free camping.  We’re heading out to the Kennedy Range and then onto our first wwoof – one week at Lyndon Station – a cattle station in the Gascoyne.  We were sort of umming and ahhing about doing this so soon in the trip, but we’re now really excited!  (And glad to get off the tourist run for a little.)  Food is my area of responsibility, so today I went slightly crazy at the local supermarket, as I don’t expect to see a shop again for more than a fortnight.  I don’t want to run out of food!  I can see I’ll be force feeding everyone enomous fruit salads so I don’t feel stupid that it all went to waste.

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Dispatches from Whalebone Bay and Unedoo Creek

nocularsOR:  Bush Woman Emerges   
 
Whalebone Bay was our overnight stop on the way out from Shark Bay.  You have to get a permit from the council and go to a designated spot, or they threaten a $1000 fine.   On the way through we stopped at Ocean Park, which looked cheesy, and we had been advised was set up by some very enthusiastic marine biologists.  Anyway, we can’t drive past a sign advising you have missed out on seeing a *live* tiger shark.  In we went and it was great.  Went on a tour through with a Steve Irwin type – dressed in khaki, and amazingly enthusiastic about all the creatures there – including the “awesome” tiger shark which he fed with a handline as part of the tour.  Very impressive. 
 
We got to Whalebone Bay in time to set up before the weather really came in.  Phew.  The next day we had to pack up, and almost made it, but the weather came through again at the end and I got pretty soaked, and P finished up by himself, wearing his fluro wet weather gear.  We drove through the rain, and I must say my heart was sinking at getting to another free site with no facilities in these conditions.  I reminded myself that wherever we went we would still have to set up – be it next to flushing toilets or not.  We stopped at Overlander roadhouse where I discovered my period had started, and I had to discard those undies and go commando.  Not my usual scene. 
 
We were pushing on to Bush Bay south of Carnarvon, and the weather was coming in again.  But when we got there it was like a caravan shanty town and/or a potential neo-nazi meeting ground, so we decided to go further along to check out Unedoo Creek.  Even if Bush Bay had turned out to be a multi-cultural love-in, there’s no way that that type of set up would work for us free camping.  We *do* need to go to the toilet occasionally, and the scrub around here provides *no* cover at all.  Presumably they all have in-house toileting in their vans… or at least tents in which they put their chemical toilet.  We *do* actually have a chemi toilet with us – but P is very reluctant to use it.  As an alternative he has provided the family with a large shovel, and a commode seat with shortened legs.  As an aside I should mention that both boys are amazing bush toileters, and have no problems at all.  I am the one with a few psychological issues still to be overcome.  (Earlier on I got so apprehensive about my poor toxic body that I bought some metamucil, but I was then too frightened to take it……  you can see why I’ve never really got into recreational drugs.)  But I have discovered that on day three my prehistoric reptilian brain takes over from the modern suburbanite cortex and gets the business done.
 
So anyway we pushed on.  We came to a body of water, and undertook our first water crossing in time-honoured fashion.  P glanced through the windscreen and commented that it looked fine, we headed on through with a big splashdown and a “Whoa!  That was deeper than I thought!”  We were then on a sort of island.  No idea whether this was Unedoo Creek or not, but no one was around and this looked OK.  P noted some campfire remains and suggested here was a likely camp spot.  I suggested we perhaps depart this island, in view of our lack of local knowledge and the ongoing rain.  Good idea, and we went back through the water crossing to the side where the road out is.  When we stopped and got out, we were suitably impressed with the significant amounts of red mud that we had acquired, and then set up camp in the rain and squelch.  I was then able to get some daks.
 
The next day we were under a huge blue dome of Australian sky, and pulled everything out to dry off, and chip off the mud from our boots.  We went birdwatching along the creek.  J is a great birder.  He doesn’t want to share those ‘noculars, and once he spots a bird, he is happy to look at that one indefinitely, and is certainly not swayed by the possibility that there might be another bird.  “I want to watch the white one!!”  I have what I believe to be the definitive field guide to Australian birds with us.  You may be surprised to read that we have already discovered new species that cannot be found in the book.  I lay claim to the elusive “Unedoo Creek Eagle”
 
PS.  Now I have the hang of photos, here is a pictorial record of Monkey Mia:
 
dolphins
emus
sandcastle

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Dispatches from Shark Bay

heading to the hot tubWe had three nights camped at Big Lagoon, in the Francois Peron National Park.   The bush camps are great.  We’re glad we went with the 4WD option.  Whatever rig you choose it’s always a compromise – you have to choose what are the things that you will value most.  So we gave up on the romance (and convenience when you stop) of a kitted-out bus to go with this, and it’s already getting us to places that we would never have been able to go in a bus.  So far in the bush we have been alone, or else our neighbours have been
a) families in camper trailers
b) European adventurers
 
Those euros are definitely out in the bush!  It’s funny that Australians have such a reputation as travellers, and here in Australia we have these hardcore Europeans racing around in troopies and tents. 
 
I have to confess that I had thought that caravan parks would loom like beacons of civilisation.  However P has solved the laundry issue by becoming a wallah boy, so therefore their only appeal is showers, and apparantly you can get free showers at some roadhouses and visitors centres.  At Francois Peron NP they have solved this issue by providing a ….. hot tub!  It used to be a sheep station and back in 1923 some salt-of-the-earth pioneer type sunk a bore 540m and produced 100 000 gallons a day of pumping water at a steady 44 degrees.  And I for one was bloody grateful.  It was a 25km round trip down sandy rutted tracks from our camp to the hot tub.   We would have travelled twice as far.
 
Having said all of that, we are now living it up in the lap of luxury on a powered site at Monkey Mia Resort.  I know this is my natural domain.  I remember a long time ago a friend of P’s identified me as a softcock and he was right.  I might toughen up on this trip, but I’ll still be most comfortable going five star.  Should I be embarrassed, or is this the human condition?

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Dispatches from ‘Rest Area’

4 June 2009
NW Coastal Hwy, about 60km south of Billabong roadhouse.  This camp was selected when J advised that he wanted  ”TO GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR”, accompanied by full body flails.  Amenities included an old mattress that the kids adapted as a trampoline.  Good, I thought, until P found a penis pump complete with packaging.  (Discarded in frustration?) We’d already set up camp, so it was too late to leave this seedy locale.
 
Late in the night a truck pulled in and seemed to leave it’s motor running for an inordinate amount of time.  I suddenly remembered the Peter Falconio story and managed to completely freak myself out.  Luckily I never saw Wolf Creek.  I think P must have beeen slightly freaked too, as the next day he ruminated as to whether he should keep a wheel brace in the trailer.  Poor darling.  Who’d be a man? I’m so glad that “family security” is not on my list of responsibilities. 
 
Before kids I think we were achieving a measure of egalitarism in our relationship.  But of course kids changed that completely, and we now operate strictly on gender lines.  Breastfeeding and home duties sort of go together.  So P became breadwinner and I became homemaker.  This had not been our original plan - we had thought that we would both work part time, and share the care of the kids.  This could still be an option down the track, but while the kids were young my separation anxiety was acute, and luckily for me P was very supportive of this.  Having said that, I think my career (such as it was) is pretty much dead now, and I don’t think I could stomach the “mummy track”.  Under current corporate structures you can have a part time job, but not a part time career.  So work options I would be prepared to consider are:
 
*barista in a cafe with a view
*sales assistant in an organic shop
*yoga teacher (dream job for the far future when I can actually get stuck into my yoga – not just sneak in a few salute to the suns in between parenting)
 
Anyway, the most recent incarnation of our cliched lives manifests on this holiday when P has to back the trailer in to a space, or back the car so that the trailer can be re-hitched.  My job is to stand behind and provide guidance to P’s manly reversing.  Dear reader, you may find this hard to believe, but I am “no good at it”!  Apparantly, I stand in the wrong spot, and also my hand signals are impossible to read!  And when P jumps out to snarl at my poor attempts, I descend into hysterical laughter and have to clench my legs together.  I’ve suggested a role reversal, such that *I* would be the reverser, but P took that as just more frivolity.

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Dispatches from Geraldton

We are now in Geraldton.  Now I understand all those government exhortations to Australians to “holiday at home”.  Basically it costs a fortune, and we are currently spending it in Geraldton.  First the trailer brakes, and then “while they were under there” an anderson plug (yes, equally mysterious to me, but recommended by John from Cliff Head….  something to do with power.)  I did say to P:  ”We cannot compete with John.  He wins.”  Yet we are still the proud owners of this new plug, and we *might* be getting LED lightbulbs.

In addition, P trod on my sunnies which will need to be replaced, and my mobile phone got wet and buzzed around in a deathroll….  so look out good merchants of Geraldton, tomorrow we will be there, Visa at the ready.  I know I must be getting financially twitchy, as the ladies in the camper next door advised me that you can get *free* laundry services  at Moora caravan park……  and I was actually suitably impressed and disappointed that this was not on our itinerary. 

On the theme of laundry, John and wife advised that laundry facilities at caravan parks were of a low standard, and often you end up with soap/scum marks on your clothes.  I thought this was fairly fussy – we are camping after all.  But after doing my own load today, I was also annoyed to see white trails of soap over my clothes.   I think maybe it’s that you are so feral, that when you actually make an effort to clean up, it’s sort of irritating when it doesn’t work.  Will handwashing prove the answer to these dilemmas?  I did read you could put your laundry in a sealed bucket with soap and have it in the trailer while you drive along and that this would wash your clothes.  But I don’t think I have enough faith in the sealed bucket lid.   Setting up camp with the kids is challenging enough.  If I had a flood as well, I think I might lose it.

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Dispatches from Cliff Head

Indian Ocean25 km south of Dongara.  Found this fab free camp spot courtesy of a book provided by Uncle R & Aunty G.  So good in fact, we are about to stay our third night while we wait for Geraldton to re-open for business.  We didn’t really bring enough water with us (cutting down on weight due to lack of trailer brakes) so ekeing out an existence.

A private spot, under shady trees overlooking the Indian Ocean.  Dolphins and blue wrens.  The boys are having a “boys own” adventure.  P built them a tyre swing from salvaged stuff and they are having a great time with rope, sticks and seaweed mounds.  T & P went for a dinghy ride with the man in the caravan down the track.  I knew we were on holiday when we were all playing Ludo… and afterwards I noticed it was only 10am.  Total bliss – until I spotted the tick scurrying up J’s neck.  Eek.  At least it wasn’t a croc, my main fear.  I’m thinking about going Brazilian for the rest of the trip.

All adult conversations begin with “I think next time we…

* travel around Australia

* buy a camper

* set up the camper

* cook a meal

* wash the dishes…….. “

We’re not good at being in the present, but project to some perfect future where camping is easy and hassle-free.  I’ll let you know if we attain that nirvana.

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